sorry...but I had to....

Daddy recently took Violet on a date and one of the questions he asked her over ice cream was: "What kinds of things do you think you could do to help Mommy at home?"

Violet: "Nurse Augie."

Not the answer he was expecting, Dru questioned, "Nurse Augie? How will you nurse Augie?"

"With nursing poles," she said.

"Nursing poles?"

To clear up any question, Violet matter-of-factly lifted up her shirt and showed him "Nursing poles! I have them!"